I was strolling through Halloween Express the other day when I had an eppiffan a realization. If ever there was a man worthy of an online fansite (truly, the pinacle of human adoration) it was our very own Pirate Willy - that international supermodel staring out at us from the packages of so many plus-sized costumes, always with that same lackluster expression on his face. HERE is a man that can take any $40 costume made from 39¢ worth of material, and through the magic of his low, low key acting, can turn it into... well, he turns it into something, that's for darn sure.

Bask in the glory that is Willy.