Blood Island Trailer

Ready for a low budget pirate horror that doesn’t suck ballshot? Me too. Sadly, Blood Island from Fixed Point Films looks every bit as lame as all the others. Maybe slightly better than Curse of Pirate Death, but that’s a bloodly low bar to begin with.

Seriously, low budget or no, does it cost a penny to come up with a decent story for once? Something other than “a gaggle of lame 20-somethings go looking for treasure and then stumble across a cursed dead pirate who kills them one by one”? I can forgive bad effects, bad cinematography… even bad acting (to a point.) But crikes, could someone get a half-assed story together?

Comments (5)

  1. Doglock Hawk

    Don’t worry Bilge, we got a good script over here and once we get you in the movie.. you’ll HAVE to give it a great review. Why? How could a movie starring Bilgemunky not be a blockbuster of epic proportions?

    By the way, can you loan us $50k to fund the thing?

  2. Doglock Hawk

    Oh… and I’ll say this in response to that actual movie. I know low budget means no money….. but there’s no excuse for not bringing a tri-pod. Still shots need to be just that… still.

  3. Red Beard

    I think people somehow got entered into a “Let’s make a movie worse than ‘Curse of Pirate Death’ contest” and now everyone is making crappy pirate horror movies to see who the lucky winner is. My money? “Curse of Pirate Death 2: The Search for More Death…By Pirates who are Cursed.”

  4. redtomread

    Has anyone noticed that the “ghost pirate” looks a little bit like a certain character from a certain Disney pirate film?

  5. Doglock Hawk

    You mean Black Beard’s Ghost? Hide the rubbing alcohol!

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