Coming Soon – Ron de Jeremy Rum

Some years ago I was in Vegas. We’re walking around the Venetian when my wife turns to me and says, “Hey, isn’t that Ron Jeremy over there?” And it was. True story. Some day maybe I’ll tell you about my Paris Hilton and Gene Simmons run-ins. They’re almost as good.

Ron Jeremy now has his own rum. Which I would be pretty stoked about if I wasn’t seething with jealousy. I mean, what’s he accomplished that Bilgemunky hasn’t?

Oh yeah, that.

Anyways, it looks classy as all hell, which only makes it all the awesomer that it’s Ron Jeremy’s rum – quite literally Ron de Jeremy (is that a pun? Play on words? I get them confused.)

They’ve promised to send me a bottle once they release them to the US market, so fingers crossed I can share the news with you soon!

Comments (9)

  1. Capt. Anne Paisley

    Um, Bilge? Why does your wife know what Ron Jeremy looks like?

  2. Martin Murd

    Hmm… besides the hype, i am interested to hear how exactly would that rum taste and how would it remind you Ron Jeremy.

    Thankfully, it seems to be dark rum and i hope that it is made in traditions of Caribbean, instead of Cuban.

  3. Rumpirate

    So……….me wonders what kind of fancy Ron Jeremy drinks would be made with this rum? I sure don’t want no floater from him!

  4. Jack McCool

    Hah… wow… I can honestly say, I don’t think I could ever drink anything endorsed by Ron Jeremy… who knows what’s in it? O.O

  5. gunpowder gertie

    Oi- McCool-
    don’t want something t’ be floatin’ in there…like the worm in tequila, aye?

  6. Black Dog Nate

    I predict that Ron Jeremy’s rum will be full-bodied with a long-lasting finish.

  7. Olli Hietalahti

    Black Dog Nate, you have amazing talent in seeing into the future. Cheers!
    Olli Hietalahti, CEO One Eyed Spirits

  8. "Mad Angus" Gordon

    While Ron is a hero to many of us, let’s hope there are no hairs to be pulled out. *cough*hack*

  9. matty bottles

    To be honest, I find Ron de Jeremy Rum a little hard to swallow.

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