Rustmonster Talks about Bilgemunky

Rustmonster pirate music Ā» RUSTMONSTER work with Bilgemunky on a new song.

I tell ya, there’s nothing better than when another pirate band/magazine/website chooses to write about me online. Not only does it further inflate my already dangerously overstuffed ego, but it also allows me to link their article and give the impression that I’m actually posting once in a while (and absolutely *not* neglecting this website as I prepare for winter. Seriously, those acorns don’t bury themselves.)

Comments (17)

  1. Broadside

    Bilge wrote the song with RUSTMONSTER providin’ the music I can’t wait fer this one ta come out. Be curious Bilge mate the title is that yer own or did you an the boy-o’s of rustmonster be collaberatin’.

  2. Bilge (Post author)

    While Rustmonster did need to tune and tweak a bit to ensure the song flowed properly, it’s mostly my own – including the title šŸ™‚

  3. Red Beard

    Whatever happened to that other song you were working on with Rustmonster? You know… “Red Beard is the Coolest Pirate Bilgemunky Knows”?

  4. Red Bess

    This is great – just as long as they don’t ask Bilge to SING on their album!

  5. Bilge (Post author)

    What’s wrong with my singing? šŸ™

  6. Mad Jack Skinner

    there’s nothing wrong with it per say– it’s just that all of your songs are going to be compiled into one massive album, titled “Worst Drunk Pirate Songs of All Time”

  7. Doglock Hawk

    Red, that song died because I’m clearly the coolest pirate anyway… so it would have just been a lie.

  8. Red Beard

    You’re just upset he didn’t finish writing, “Doglock Gave Me Herpes and All I Have To Show For It Is This Lousy Song”.

  9. Doglock Hawk

    Well that’s not true either… cuz he’ll ALWAYS have the herpes to show for it.

    Besides, he doesn’t need a whole song.. just enough of a ditty to keep himself entertain at the doctors office.

  10. Bilge (Post author)

    How is it that every conversation you two ever have winds up in talking smack about me?

  11. Doglock Hawk

    We have to do something to keep us entertained. Just so happens you’re #1 on the list being the Munky start that you are.

  12. Doglock Hawk

    Munky Star* (get an edit button already)


    Craig Nybo from Rustmonster here. I assure you, this song is all Bilge’s work. We might have fudged the lyrics around a little, but that was just for pacing. Everything was sent back to Bilge for his approval. In this song we think of ourselves as nothing but subordinate. We only hope our music will be as good as his lyrics.

    We, like any pirate worth his salt, love Bilgemunky and everything he represents. We are flattered to do this song with him and hope to do a few more things with him in the future.

  14. Doglock Hawk

    See Bilge. That entire show we mostly just picked on each other anyway. Now don’t you feel special?


    Just trying to build up ole’ Bilge’s self-esteem.

  16. Mad Jack Skinner


  17. Doglock Hawk

    It’s a horrible cycle that keeps me entertained.

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